Ten Craziest Things Smuggled Through Security

Dead Body:
Two women attempted to take their dead relative form Liverpool to Berlin in 2009. What was very smiliar to scene from the move weekend at Bernie's, the deceases man was sitting in wheelchair with sunglasses on and was even checked in for a flight. Officials realized the 91-year old man  was deceased and questioned the relatives, who were his wife and step-daughter. The wife said that thought her husband was just "pale" and "asleep".
Seal's Head:
A biology teacher was stopped by airport security in 2004 after it was discovered that he had a severed Seal's Head in his bag. He was travelling from Denver to Boston, and insisted that he was using the head for educational purpose after he found a dead seal and decapitated it. It is illegal to trasnport wildlife, dead or alive, so officials seized the head.
Marijuana Stuffed in a Grenade:
In 2012, before Marijuana was legal in the State of Colorado, A man was stopped in Denver airport because he was carrying a Gernade. Generally, explosives are not allowed on a plane anyway and make you look really suspicious. When TSA Officals examined the gernade, it was discovered that there was Marijuana stuffed inside.
Cow Brains:
420 pounds of frozen cow brans were found in an airport in Cario form a passenger travelling from Sudan. The brains were in three freezer boxes, which was a trick used multiple times since cow brains are favorite delicacy in Egypt. Why smuggle them? Cow brains are expensive in Egypt while they are much cheaper in Sudan. The traveler was charged with undeclared contraband, and basically given a slap on the wrist.
Pigeons:
In 2009, a 23 year old man boarded a flight in Dubai and flew for ten hours arriving at the Melbourne airport. After his arrival, he was stopped by customs agents after finding tow bird eggs in a vitamin case. Further investigation discovered that the man was wearing tights under his paints, which had a padded envelopes in each leg. In those envelopes was a Pigeon, still Miraculously alive. Smuggling wildlife into Australia is illegal, so the Pigeon's visit was short lived.
Human Skull:
In 2006, a voodoo priestess by the name of Myrlene sevre was stopped by TSA agents in front Lauderdale after a skull was found in her carry on bad on her return trip form Haiti complete with skin hair and teeth. The skull was about a year and was used in a religious ceremony to ward off evil spirits. It is illegal to bring body parts back  without a death certificate and sevre was sentenced to two years of probation and paid a $1,000 dollar fine.
Cocaine Stuffed in Goat Meat:
The title is gross enough. Yudishtir Maharaj  was stopped at the Jhon F.Kennedy airport in New York city because he had packed frozen goat meat in his suitcase. On route from Trinidad, Maharaj had three packages of goat meat total. TSA agents ended up finding 7 pounds of Cocane Stuffed inside the meat after a thorough  search of this odd addition in the suitcase.
Money:
Transporting money through security normally is not a big deal, as everyone carries money around. But if you just committed a robbery, or came across the cash through illegal means, then you need to find a way to smuggle it through security untraced. TSA agents ended up finding a Ton of Euros, stuffed inside croissants. From the looks of the money, since it was wrapped in foil, it was baked in with the croissants.
Batman Throwing:
A man flying out of San Diego was stopped by airport security after it was discovered that he was carrying Batman throwing stars. Regardless of whether the man was actually Batman or not, or just a bring  comic book nerd, Obviouslly, TSA confiscated the throwing stars.
Medieval  Mace:
TSA officials are used to confiscating pepper spray and bear Mace from passengers, but they ditnot expect to confiscate a real Medieval Mace from a passenger in 2013 at the Chicago Midway Airport. The Medieval Mace measured to about 30 centimeters long, and definitely had the power to take off someone's head if swung the wrong way.